December 2008
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Lego Movie Cars
Lego Movie Cars
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The Aerial View of New York City at Night Reminds...
New York City from above is a truly captivating sight. Especially because it reminds me of something…as illustrated below.
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Ow
I threw my back out lifting weights. The pain is pretty bad. Here is a picture of the puppy that has been annoying me all day as I’m layed out on the couch. I took pictures of her sleeping for payback. Stupid bitch. As soon as I can walk she is going to get the shit kicked out of her.
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How I Write A Comic
I had the following conversation at the airport: “Hi.” “What?” “Hi.” [nods] “Just wanted to uh, I saw you here, and thought I’d say Hi.” “Oh.” [short, but awkward silence] “Well, I’m going to get on a plane now. Have a nice holiday.” I am not Paul Newman apparently.
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Brian Eno
Thought of this between fits of sleep last night. Made me chuckle so I’m posting it here. Brian Eno Comic
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Word Farts
I shit out the following sentence yesterday while making arrangements for a car to the airport: “How much would be a car to LaGuardia?” Whatever the clerk’s response was had to be repeated because I couldn’t hear him over the sound of my brain farting. In my defense I was nursing one of the worst hangovers I’ve had in a long time. Still, I should turn myself in for...
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Merry Christmas Bob
Every year I take Agent Dale Cooper’s advice to heart and get myself something special. Last Year’s gift. This year’s gift. Portentous comparison :( It’s only available in trade paperback. I hide behind it’s enormity when I want to look at pretty girls.